How to Snag a Bitchin' Spot at the Show

You've got concert-going woes? I've got solutions.

You might be surprised to learn that almost every concert I've been to has been a pretty spur-of-the-moment decision. Why? Well, flying through life by the seat of my pants has always kind of been my thing. I've seen a number of incredible shows in my lifetime, and have always managed to find a sweet spot in the thick of things. While venue may play a role in your journey to the centre of the arena, it doesn’t have to limit your experience. Here are a few tried-and-true tips to help you get up close and personal with your fave bands.

First, I want to talk a bit more about venues. Obviously, you’ve got a little more freedom to move at, say, a festival. But let’s assume that you’ve somehow managed to get your hands on a really hot set of tickets…in the nosebleed section. What do you do? First things first, hike your ass up to your assigned seats, and wait. I’d say, at least four or five songs before you swoop in for the kill. By that time, the dude at the top 103 will have guzzled his Coors and made his way to the men’s room, making the switcheroo a little more inconspicuous. That being said, don’t be a hero. Just because you see empty lower-lever seats doesn’t mean you should go for it. In fact, don’t.

Next scenario: there’s a band you’ve been dying to see. They’re playing a show, but you haven’t bought your ticket yet. Oops. You’ve checked their website, the venue website, and even called the record store that was selling them, but to no avail. What now? For best results, I’d recommend going solo on this mission. Also, exercise some chill – you’re gonna need it, sugar. Next, get in contact with the venue again to see if they will have any tickets on hand at the door. In all likelihood, they will have a handful (though sometimes a literal handful, so don’t mess around with this opportunity). Arrive earlier than you think you’ll need to, find out who’s selling tickets, and when you can get in line. Provided you show up early – and I mean early, you shouldn’t have any trouble.

Next comes the fun part. Grab your beer now, ‘cause unless you’re willing to part with that stellar spot, you won’t be having another. Once you’ve got your ticket, be patient. Translation: get to the gate as early as humanly possible. Do not pass go, do not collect $200 or that double IPA the guy next to you just spilled on you. As you wait for the band to step on stage, breathe and remind yourself that despite your half-cooked plans, you’re here.

Until next time, stay groovy.
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